No Shave November, which means…It’s Mustache Procrastination time!!! There is nothing quite as silly as a mustache. Really. It’s true.
For Example:
The best part is that they come in so many varieties!
And, of course, the mustache requires special precautions…like a mustache mug (pictured below!)
So good!!! Makes me wish for a mustache!
But, thankfully, there are some great inventions on the market for the mustache-challenged!
Check these out: Of course, the classic Nose/glasses/mustache/brows combo!
And a neat newcomer on the market: The bottle-top mustache!
Who could pass up this cute, cuddly little fella? The plushstache has got to be the snuggliest mustache-innovation yet!
And then we have this instantly-classic, but simple mustache technique! Cozy warm for those chill November days!
The Simply and Elegant Masquerade Mustache… always a good choice for formal affairs.
In a pinch, there are other good ways to craft a speedy mustache:
A Mushroom-stache can be a nice way to go and provides a snack for later, just in case.
In the end, though, you can’t beat the simplicity of the finger-stache, easily stashed away between other fingers, this is a good Day-to-Night mustache, easily restyled and readily accessible for a quick identity change on the go.
Oh, PS, did you know that mustaches can make for great humor? It’s true. Like so:
Ok, maybe its not all that great…
But here’s a fun Salvador Dali mustache anecdote:
“Since I don’t smoke, I decided to grow a mustache – it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: “Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?” Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches”
Yeah, k, that wasn’t great, either… But Salvador had a great mustache, as seen in his self-portrait, below.
